Tuesday, February 1, 2011

I Was Bullied by a Squirrel

The other day, I was walking along minding my own business, when I caught this little, black squirrel's attention.

It hopped up to me and sat down directly in front of me.

When I stepped to my right, it hopped to its left.

When I stepped to my left, it hopped to its right.

Each time, blocking me.

There was a momentary standoff.

But then, it must have read my mind and saw that I was wondering how far I could kick it because it hopped around behind me and jumped up onto a two-foot tall fence-post.

And stared at me.

I walked away, turning back twice.

Both times, it was still staring at me.

But it didn't follow me.

Not that I saw.

I came back a different way.


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