| ChixBet-Jo lost a bet snuck in the hold put a red X on the Diva’s pup & waited for Phil to call the Papps. It was a long, cold trip to Titan |
| Che longed for adventure, but avoided risks. On a whim, he decided to visit the “bad” side of town. He choked at the tracks and drove home |
| Kitu saw Lion, who’d smelled him first. Each thought of his family, then attacked & died from his wounds. The Hyenas fed well that night |
| Waving thanks to the paused cars, Al lunged at the dog. It fled to the sidewalk. Honking salutes the traffic resumed-stranding him midstreet |
| She was wrong but to keep the peace Raj apologized with flowers. She flounced past with smug galpals. He went home & watched the game-happy! |
| May thought she was ready for the digital conversion, but she didn’t realize she needed a converter box. Her body still aches when it rains. |
| Fed up, Marc phoned his pal “Now!” Ty unveiled a new, shiny thing and the crowd ran to see. Unencumbered again, Marc went back to work. |
| Pockets! Drawers! Trash! Jas finally found his cell phone between the cushions! Smiling, he turned it off 5 minutes before his show started… |
| As a new Angel, Bob earned his wings in spite of himself. Running with a lightning bolt, he tripped into a cloud. Three Magi saw the light. |
| The Gunman barricaded himself in his home. He’d stocked up on food, water, ammo & batteries. No one cared. He came out & held a yard sale. |
| Leo was pathologically helpful. One day he said “No” and they all dismissed the outburst. But, he’d said it & pondered the possibilities… |
| “Join Us!” “Not my idea of fun.” “Fun is Fun!” They gathered to rescue him from himself. Anticipating, Nate made himself scarce. |
| Iola was lonely. She longed to be loved despite her Appearance & considered changing her face. Instead, she settled for a rich husband. |
| J had problems with dairy. When his bosses told of his trip, he thanked the staff with ice cream cake. They sent Buck while J ran his course |
| Less now, grown Porch Girl remembers that one kid’s attempt. But he’d been enticed away to play by others. She’d gone inside & stays…still… |
| Judson advertised for a virgin that could cook & keep house. He found one, but she refused to do windows, so he sent her back & tried again. |
| Margie heard a strange noise & went to check it out. Her husband smiled to himself, turned over & waited till morning to report her missing. |
| Carly sent her robot for a swim. As expected, it sank. The Brat laughed so hard she fell off her yacht. Her kin fished the bot out. Only. |
| “You can’t say ‘POOMPF! back,” Chip told his Gramps’ new galfriend. “She’s screwing with you,” Gramps said. She waggled brows. Aha. Family. |
